Stoic My Balls Cat T-Shirt | Unisex

Calm on the surface. Absolute nonsense underneath.

The Stoic My Balls T-Shirt by Undignified is a quiet rejection of performative wisdom and fake enlightenment. Featuring a confident cat graphic paired with the unapologetic slogan “Stoic My Balls,” this tee is for anyone who’s read the quotes, nodded politely, and moved on with their life.

It’s deadpan humor. It’s philosophical fatigue. It’s comfort with opinions.

Inner peace is optional.

Perfect For
• Cat lovers with a sense of humor
• Fans of sarcastic and irreverent graphic tees
• Streetwear and casual everyday outfits
• Gifts for people who are tired of pretending
• Anyone practicing radical indifference

-- Why you'll love it --
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Unisex
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Undignified and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 669 Benson Way, Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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